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The Trump Effect

I’m easily amused. It’s my inner child. This morning, I was reading Oddly Enough News from Reuters. A story about a Darts championship match caught my eye. The killer, which made me helpless with laughter was the rolling ticker – I’ll get to that in a few seconds.

The news headline proclaimed:

Darts-Players let rip in flatulence row at Grand Slam of Darts

Reuters

Apparently, one of the players farted during the match. Professional Darts Corporation chairman, Barry Hearn said, “There is nothing worse than a silent fart.”

World number 4 darts professional Gary Anderson said, “If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor.”

As you can imagine, the story was quite amusing to read. Especially so for me, since I’m a bit of an expert at the silent, but deadly fart 🤣 

Anyways.. the killer for me was the rolling ticker, and a story about Donald Trump.

I cracked up:

The Trump Effect

Farting In Bed..

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says –
“Touchdown, tie score!”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says –
“Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, –
“Touchdown, tie score!”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says –
“Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!”
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides!”

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