North Korea have released a photo, along with an intriguing claim that they recently oversaw tests of a “newly developed ultramodern tactical weapon.”
The military test was allegedly successful and the weapon could protect North Korea like a “steel wall”, its KCNA news agency said.
Pouring over the photo released by Kim Jong Un and his buddies, its real difficult to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe they’ve invented a new type of notebook that can dissolve fingers on contact?
Whoa! Hold up a minute… Who’s that guy in the background? Is it one of the Agents, from the Matrix?
- Agents are sentient computer programs carefully disguised as average-looking human males, displaying a high-level of artificial intelligence… maybe we’re all doomed with this new weapon?
We have no choice but to continue as planned. Deploy the sentinels. Immediately.Agent Smith